Things I Hate Edition 2

People Who Suck

And do you know why I hate them....

Because they suck.

Here's a short list of the types of people who suck:

1. People who don't respond promptly to text messaging (please see Things I Hate Edition 1)

2. People who think that their opinions are more valid then others. Except in the case of my list of people who suck. It is truly infallible. Don't even try to argue with it.

3. People who try and make it seem like you are lying about liking a certain band/type of music/song. Like suck my dick you hipster douche...how dare you try and test me?! Yeah, I said I like The Who.....Why?.....Uh.....I like that pinball song? WHO CARES IF I DON'T KNOW EVERY WHO ALBUM EVER RECORDED, I CAN STILL SING THE SOUNDTRACK TO TOMMY! Fucking pinball wizard BITCH.

4. People (of the male gender) who put gel in their hair. Like what the fuck dude? Justin Timberlake circa 1995 called, he wants his hairstyle back. (Sidenote: there are a few types of people that are allowed to use gel, and those people live on MTV's Jersey Shore. ROCK IT OUT PAULY D!!)

5. People who go to the gym on a regular basis. Actually, this doesn't even count. Cause those people are not even people...they are robots. Robots who will never feel the joy of lounging on the couch watching 17 Lifetime Original Movies in a row. (IM TALKING TO YOU KELLEY COOK WITH YOUR 10 MILE RUNS!!! What the sheesh. Seriously.)

I am tagging this as wisdom, because I think it is very wise. And by wise I mean cynical and angry...SCHWING.

Inspired By...

Summer TIMMEEEEE...almost.

summertime by marieantoinette featuring Christian Louboutin shoes

really into the one-piece looks above. totally worth weird tan lines and perfect for running after my summer children (NANNYING FOR THE WIN!)

Inspired By...

Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands!

Rips, tears, buckles, and leather...sounds like high fashion to me...

edward scissorhands by marieantoinette featuring Alexander Wang

Song of the Day

"Bulletproof" - La Roux

This time maybe I'll be bulletproof

Studs and Leather (Or Studs in Leather?)

....I want one of these....Or at least a boy who would wear one....

Things I Hate Edition 1

Notice the edition 1....there are many more to come. I hate quite a lot of things.

But MOST OF ALL (I mean not really most of all, just the first thing I thought of for this list...)

When people text you and you text them back 2-3 minutes later and they don't respond for half an hour.

Like....listen up person, YOU texted ME. You texted me asking me a question and I responded like 90 seconds later. YOU SHOULD STILL HAVE YOUR PHONE! Did you text me and then fall off a boat, get rescued by Kurt Russel who then convinced you that you were married and had three children (wait sorry that's the plot of the amazing Goldie Hawn star vehicle OVERBOARD, thank you Lifetime Original Movie Channel)? Did you text me and then remember you really needed to watch that new episode of Cougar Town with absolutely no technological interruptions? (this is a valid excuse. Cougar Town is amazing.) Did you text me while peeing and accidently dropped your phone in the toilet (same goes for...did you text me drunk while puking, same scenario?) Seriously now people. If you put in the effort to type a message using those tiny little buttons at least give me the 2 minute grace period to respond before forgetting about me forever.

Rant over.

For now.

Rain

rain is fine
but sun is better

Things I Love About Airports

A little foray into actually writing on this blog...we'll see how it goes. I would say something like "comment, guys! tell me what you think!" but I always read that on blogs and then there are no comments and it is just depressing....

As I sit in Terminal A2 of Midway airport (sitting next to a little girl who won't stop staring at me. IF YOU ARE READING THIS CHILD PLEASE STOP.), I can't help but notice some of the glories of airports.

First of all, I just ate a hotdog. So basically life is automatically good.

Secondly, I am observing the following things that make me love this terminal:

1. People getting stuck with children that are not theirs: You know what I'm talking about. Little Timmy befriends the cool guy sitting next to him playing PSP and suddenly the parents are no where to be found until boarding? Right now I am watching a poor couple who had the balls to bring out their small dog and have now become the primary caretakers for at least 3 to 4 small children. Glorious. I can only hope they are looking at each other and reconsidering all of their talks about having children of their own someday. Cause believe me, these ones really look like little monsters.

2. Families and/or teammates that decide to wear matching outfits: Like, really? Is this necessary? I don't think it is but I will say, it is fucking hilarious. Thank you soccer moms of America and the fighting Bulldogs track team, y'all are rockin' those powder blue sweatsuits.

3. Watching CNN with no sound: Oh wait, I hate this. It is horrifyingly boring.

4. Oh my god, the kids have legit unpacked their suitcase in the middle of the terminal and have brought out a camera (sidenote: they also have a ping pong paddle...what?) and are now taking a photo shoot of the dog. YES! YES! Also, 2 more kids have joined the group. Wow. this is truly magical.

5. People who camp out in their respective place in the Southwest line 1-2 hours before boarding will begin: Here's the thing. Southwest tickets are numbered. So getting there hours early will still not change that you are number 33 and numbers 1-32 will be in front of you. I'm sorry, you overachiever you, but you will not be getting on that plane any faster. But hey, props to you for your preparedness and dedication. Really, it's impressive. You are a better person than I.

6. The fact that Southwest just CALLED ME to tell me that my flight is delayed. How cool is that?! ......


......Wait.......


.......MY FLIGHT IS DELAYED?! ......


WHAT THE FUCK SOUTHWEST?

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD FUCKING TIME!

SCREW YOU MIDWAY AIRPORT.

YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE.

Spring

“ I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck."

Emma Goldman

Close my eyes and wish for spring

Romeo and Juliet

Gorgeous Romeo and Juliet Fashion Shoot from Genlux Magazine

Paul

In the end
the love you take
is equal to the love you make.
- Paul McCartney

Marilyn

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left."
- Marilyn Monroe

Hansel and Gretel

MMM.Annie Leibovitz you did good! Lily Cole, Andrew Garfield, and Lady Gaga featured in Vogue, inspired by the Metropolitan Opera's production of Hansel and Gretel...

Today.

and tomorrow too!