Song of the Day

"Told You So" - The Guggenheim Grotto

So to the garden we go, quiet and slow and we
watch the world awake

Things I Love Edition 1

Procrastination.

Mostly because I am SO DAMN GOOD AT IT. Seriously, you think you are a good procrastinator? Really?! Wanna battle? We could sit in a room with nothing in it but a pen and a book we have to read and see who caves first? It could be super fun?!

But seriously...my life has become a constant procrastination of so many different things that even when I want to accomplish something, I just sit and procrastinate which of the many jobs I should attempt to conquer first. But just in case some of you are not as skilled in this department as I am...I'm going to give you a few of my favorite ways to procrastinate:

1. Online Shopping. Need I say more? It's obviously glorious and perfect for doing in lecture halls when you want to not listen to what the professor is saying. I recommend planing a fake vacation to Bermuda (or other destination of your choice) complete with a destination dream wardrobe.

2. Facebook stalking. Being so good at facebook stalking is both a blessing and a curse. I will just say one thing about this topic: "With great power comes great responsibility..." P.S. Thanks Spiderman's uncle, I wish you didn't die twenty minutes into the movie cause I think you might have had a few more gems to share.

3. Blog stalking- I legit look at all my favorite blogs every single day. During class, during conversations, during work...some of my favorites can be found on the sidebar...or I don't know...you could check this one everyday?! WHAT? Did I say that? Just kidding....No pressure...But really...

4. Hulu.com/sidereel.com - Seriously these two sights are my life. my rock. my shephard. Pretty much all I need is my bed + 30 Rock + Cougar Town + House + 0% Work ethic and my life is complete.

5. Regular stalking- JUST KIDDING! Not quite to this level of creeper yet but who knows...I recently saw a photoshoot of Ryan Gosling and his dog (WHO HAS A MOHAWK! NO JOKE.) and I feel as though I might need to find him and his dog and follow them around for a little bit and try to get him to fall in love with me. I feel as if this is one productive thing I could truly dedicate myself to.

There are so many more tips I could share with you but right now I must use my most effective and satisfying tool for procrastinating...also known as...SLEEP. OH HELL YES. SO GOOD. SO GOOD. HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYY. (this is a song reference. if you understand it high five someone immediately or if there is no one around just find a mirror and high five your reflection. FTW.) More to come as I procrastinate by writing about procrastinating...oh the irony.