Things I Hate Edition 2

People Who Suck

And do you know why I hate them....

Because they suck.

Here's a short list of the types of people who suck:

1. People who don't respond promptly to text messaging (please see Things I Hate Edition 1)

2. People who think that their opinions are more valid then others. Except in the case of my list of people who suck. It is truly infallible. Don't even try to argue with it.

3. People who try and make it seem like you are lying about liking a certain band/type of music/song. Like suck my dick you hipster douche...how dare you try and test me?! Yeah, I said I like The Who.....Why?.....Uh.....I like that pinball song? WHO CARES IF I DON'T KNOW EVERY WHO ALBUM EVER RECORDED, I CAN STILL SING THE SOUNDTRACK TO TOMMY! Fucking pinball wizard BITCH.

4. People (of the male gender) who put gel in their hair. Like what the fuck dude? Justin Timberlake circa 1995 called, he wants his hairstyle back. (Sidenote: there are a few types of people that are allowed to use gel, and those people live on MTV's Jersey Shore. ROCK IT OUT PAULY D!!)

5. People who go to the gym on a regular basis. Actually, this doesn't even count. Cause those people are not even people...they are robots. Robots who will never feel the joy of lounging on the couch watching 17 Lifetime Original Movies in a row. (IM TALKING TO YOU KELLEY COOK WITH YOUR 10 MILE RUNS!!! What the sheesh. Seriously.)

I am tagging this as wisdom, because I think it is very wise. And by wise I mean cynical and angry...SCHWING.

Rain

rain is fine
but sun is better

Paul

In the end
the love you take
is equal to the love you make.
- Paul McCartney

Marilyn

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left."
- Marilyn Monroe

Today.

and tomorrow too!

Stars.

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde

Never Stop Fighting.

“To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night & day, to make you everybody else — means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; & never stop fighting.” — e e cummings

Fair Trade.

"If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have."

-Sir James M. Barrie on Love

Worryless.

oh, to be worryless. i promise i will try.

Ice-Cream

La la la la, life goes on.

Happen.

I smell a new Winter mantra.

Shine.

“Yeah we all shine on, like the moon, & the stars, & the sun.”- John Lennon.

#1

Style Tip #1

Be mysterious.

Stories and Music

"The poet Muriel Rukeyser said the universe is composed of stories, not of atoms. The physicist Werner Heisenberg declared that the universe is made of music, not matter. And we believe that if you habitually expose yourself to toxic stories and music, you could wind up living in the wrong universe, where it's impossible to become the gorgeous genius you were born to be."

Truth-seekers, Lovers, and Warriors.

"Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget that you come from a long line of truth-seekers, lovers, + warriors"

Just a little wisdom for your Sunday night.

Okay.

I just keep telling myself I believe this, and hoping that it's true. Everything happens for a reason. It all works out in the end.

Happy.

If you would just chill the fuck out and let things happen.

New.

wake up sleepyhead, i think the suns a little brighter today

Complete.

I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may. - Fight Club